We thoroughly enjoy using it.
I’m constantly itching to use it.
My kids want to use it.
Future generations will be horrified by our use and how openly we used it in front of our kids.
I can’t get off it.
It’s the first thing I do in the morning and the last thing I do at night.
If I leave home without it I need to turn back home to get it.
I hate that it keeps me from enjoying moments with my kids.
I should go tuck them in at night but instead, I’m using it.
I’m gonna quit this one day. I have to, for my health and the health of those around me.
But first, I need to check my email, and my Facebook notifications, and what they posted on Twitter, and maybe google my name and see what comes up.
Then I’ll look this up on google. Am I the only one that’s thought of this?
And then I’ll go to sleep.
Guess I’m not the only one…